Sunday, April 19, 2009


One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring dada back as captain of KKR... Korbo Lorbo Jeetbo re?

What do you call:
A mad Bengali? ---- In Sen.
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? ---- Kalidas Guha.
A Bengali mobster? -----Rob-in Gang-uli.
A perfumed Bengali? ----Chandan Dass
A Bengali goldsmith? ---- Shonar Bong-la.
An angry Bengali letter?--- Chitti-Chitti Bong Bong.
A talkative Bengali?---Bulbul Chatterjee.
An outlawed Bengali? --- Kanoon Banerjee or Bonduk Bannerjee.
An enlightened Bengali? ---- Jyoti Basu.
A stupid Bengali girl? --- Balika Buddhu.
A Bengali marriage? --- Bedding.
A Bengali who takes bribe? --- Mr. Ghoosh.
A ghati call a burping Bong? ---- Mukhopadhaya.

What's bigger than the state of Bengal ? --- The Bay of Bengal .
How does the Bong learn the alphabet?----A for Orange , B for Begetable....
How does a Bong relax in the evening? ---- He goes to the Howrah Breej to get some Breej.
What does a Bong with a broken heart say?--- "My hurt is hearting"

And finally,
What do you call a Bengali who works? ---- A work of fiction !